This morning I woke up, and this thread I had been posting in seemed locked. I said "huh, that's weird" and looked at a few others. Well, they looked locked too! I was like "what, is this some new redesign?", so I manually clicked reply and saw this.
Which is dumb, because in the thread I replied with "these words make my head sad" from Spongebob, calling the thread out for being stupid, but oh well.
Do not try and bail me out, I signed the social contract. I prefer peaceful protest. I will serve my time, and come out stronger. The man cannot beat me down!