Recently my gf showed me Over The Garden Wall and they name the frog after this fucking GUY Jason Funderburker. Then they talk to the frog and greg is like "No not you! I was talking to the real Jason Funderburker!"
I am now obsessed with the idea of naming anything Jason Funderburker except this dude. The idea that literally anything deserves his name except him.
I added the fuck word because penis.
Finasty
For some reason, i got distracted on the plushie, the heck is that (in the bottom)
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